random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

if you show fear, a monkey will bully you - cb361

shakes fist 17% harder - ComposerNate

having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-

THIS IS YOUR WARNING - puppet

is there a grand council of fap, and if so, who cleans their offices? - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..

we didn't invent fucked-up, we just made it better - ckfahrenheit

stand in Steve Jobs' living room and produce oxygen - Ankylosaur

nothing says youthful rebellion like a 60 year old that has to be attached to machines in order to make any sounds - sacrelicious

tamp modded me up. Does that make me crazy? - Jaxon

if it doesn't seem right, it probably belongs here - soulecho

fear breasts, as the moth fears the candle - theolypse

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