random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

the more you type, the righter you are - lilmookieesquire

you could have someone foster your ovum - eIfish

porn is expensive. Pr0n is free - Saint_Marck

would it annoy me if someone shat in my bathtub? - Nihil

PeTA vs Blackwater: No matter who loses, we win - paxInanis

in a hurry to fap? Too bad, 'cause the audio is going to distract the hell out of you - aori

Yes, I know all of these things. - donnie - KingPellinore

the sound of one hand clapping is the other hand fapping - YHVH

taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagliiiiiiiiine - ckfahrenheit

the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish

like an angry bee in a hollowed-out garbanzo bean - Barnabas_Truman



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