A Testament of Hope -
The Essential Writings and Speeches of Martin Luther King, Jr.
a real real man would use a sensible erectant - EPT
you cannot offend the truly innocent - Rapscallion
if you're sock puppeting to save your reputation, you're not drunk enough - Dioxin
I am sticking with cock - papango
unknown dick scares me - snowfox
marked NSFW because I know you fuckers too well. - Transfer
Onanism at its finest. - forgotten
I'm not sure I see the point to a sex bot who's only vulnerability is exposure to fluids - foobar
The warm, hollowed-out ham of the Internet - mrcookieface
I didn't learn anything, I'm not a better person, but I laughed and wasted a few minutes - Mopy J
I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy