lend a hand - f00m@nB@r
stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk
another failed attempt at capitalizing on an Internet meme - damnit
Please email all complaints to Saint_Marck@aol.com - Bleb
where you can be a vagitarian - vahid
my modesty gourd is bigger than his modesty gourd - robotroadkill
they won't rest until they give every social interaction creepy undertones - zkhan
no sea too rough, no muff too tough, we dive at five - Fenny
if you start running low on space remember you can stack them inside each other. - arrowhen
I love the smell of porno in the morning. Smells like... *fap* - spectre853
I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0
