when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate
because we're all bent over a table, and the nervous ass-sweat is providing lubrication - Context
life begins at confection - Tirade
sometimes, people are born with ambitious genitalia - mky
Joecam loves this stuff - Krutz
PeTA vs Blackwater: No matter who loses, we win - paxInanis
please line up on the left to receive your complementary oversized dildo and Tamp Pride shirt - psychotim
never read comments - theolypse
it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid. - Krutz
on the internet, you'll always be 18 to us - Navier-Strokes
I am sticking with cock - papango