random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate

most of our mouths are full of cock - assbastard

fapping all over the world -

where herds of sluts run wild like feral ponies, humping everything in sight - lilmookieesquire

my wife occasionally checks SE, so I love monogamy too - flat_michael

we didn't invent fucked-up, we just made it better - ckfahrenheit

In honor of our second anniversary, I've had a prostitute adopted in your name. - steele

don't try to kill a guy who's willing to go down on you - sanepride

it's like leaving a million tiny calling cards - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..

you and the goat will appreciate it in the end - lilmookieesquire

nothing kills the mood faster than a punch to the cunt - Bodnoirbabe



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