Do you want to dig up a T-Rex? -
Why didn't anyone tell me excavation kits are a thing?
I also pee in the shower, but that's for another discussion - snowfox
like an angry bee in a hollowed-out garbanzo bean - Barnabas_Truman
It's easy to tell whether a cartoonist is conservative by seeing whether they portray the President as an uppity black man - KingPellinore
please line up on the left to receive your complementary oversized dildo and Tamp Pride shirt - psychotim
KA-CHING! rape dollars! - sacrelicious
seven levels of rad - graham
I just got rickrolled by The Guardian - Stratafyre
it's like they're staring into my very soul... And giving it an erection - Todomanna
nothing says youthful rebellion like a 60 year old that has to be attached to machines in order to make any sounds - sacrelicious
the deep breathing was my pr0n running in the background... - absterjo
shakes fist 17% harder - ComposerNate
