You Are Not So Smart -
Why You Have Too Many Friends on Facebook, Why Your Memory Is Mostly Fiction, and 46 Other Ways You're Deluding Yourself
LOLs guarantee citizenship - revchoppy
spare the mod, spoil the child - thikarai
not into old dudes - themanwhoeatslettus
I also pee in the shower, but that's for another discussion - snowfox
better sign up for a prepaid legal, you gonna need it - fz75
shakes fist 17% harder - ComposerNate
you don't need to be valuable to join the botnet - psychotim
I can't believe my cockholsters! - Nihil
who says love can't give a man an erection? - MmmFiber
it's the fapture! - Robolt
there's always time to pump - sacrelicious