random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

if it shouldn't go in the mouth, it shouldn't go in the body - ComposerNate

all this time I could have been using milking gear? - lilmookieesquire

it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context

I like that bear's buttocks - warmseat

stand in Steve Jobs' living room and produce oxygen - Ankylosaur

useless without pictures - cb361

it's gonna be a huge weinerfest - Silent

fapping all over the world -

you think teaching people to read will fix YouTube comments? - kishi

come for the porn, stay for the psychoanalysis - Barnabas_Truman

my wife occasionally checks SE, so I love monogamy too - flat_michael



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