Intentional Dissonance -
A story about an addiction to Sadness. From the author of the popular blog, `I Wrote This For You.`
who the hell stabs a newborn 135 times? Anything beyond one is excessive - phunkeybuddha
never get into a pissing contest with a bunch of pedantic pseudo-intellectuals - rezties
it's like leaving a million tiny calling cards - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
G-spot orgasms are like another instrument in the big band of sexual response - GordonGuano
stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk
fear breasts, as the moth fears the candle - theolypse
I couldn't stand to leave my fuzzbutt behind - granitewitch
never breaks - nor does it bend. - ricky60
it's because of all the working hours and cocaine - eIfish
having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-
your dongle is not unlike a cownipple - theolypse
