random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface

swinging the ancestral cock - Hazel

keep it down and keep it dirty - moriati

having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-

sex for the ego, porn for the id - Lord Hypnos

when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate

a serving of foamy prawn gel between courses helps to cleanse the palate - Saint_Marck

like the deafening padded silence of a thousand cats - cb361

what's relative might well be incest - incpenners

LOLs guarantee citizenship - revchoppy

no sea too rough, no muff too tough, we dive at five - Fenny



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