Monday, 5 February 2024

Florida lawmaker says bill to loosen rules on killing bears is aimed at â??the ones that are on crackâ??

quote [ A Florida lawmaker seeking looser regulations on the killing of wildlife has claimed that black bears high on crack are breaking into peopleâ??s homes and â??tearing them apartâ?�.

The allegation from Republican state congressman Jason Shoaf, whose biography reveals a passion for hunting, is bizarre even by the already unorthodox standards of Florida, which in recent times has boasted cocaine sharks and marauding herpes-ridden monkeys. ]

What the fuck is up with Florida?

like seriously. can anyone explain? looking at you Steele...
[SFW] [environment & nature] [+4 WTF]
[by rylex@7:04pmGMT]

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mechanical contrivance said @ 3:43pm GMT on 6th Feb [Score:2]
I didn't know bears could smoke crack. How to they work the lighter without thumbs?
rylex said @ 7:26pm GMT on 6th Feb
simple, they use candles instead of lighters.
Headlessfriar said @ 10:58am GMT on 7th Feb [Score:1 Interesting]
That's why they're always after beehives; it's not so much the honey as the wax to make crack candles.

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